I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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