If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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