Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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