btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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