i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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