if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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