she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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