Cold hands, warm shart.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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