How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
