Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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