You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
