i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you still have your period?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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