I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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