also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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