i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
now i know why i became what i already was.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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