So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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