Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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