this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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