i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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