Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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