Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
