nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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