I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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