who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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