Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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