So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
