Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
that is very illegal...i love you.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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