apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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