Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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