i just google imaged poop.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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