wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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