I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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