before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
