The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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