i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We left the knife in your bed.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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