summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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