love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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