At least make sure they are 18
Why
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I currently don't understand fingers.
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