You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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