ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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