omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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