8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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