Tell her she can't have a vagina
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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