wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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