I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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