I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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