im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
the raccoons are back...
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