Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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