butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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