I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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